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I want to know how a Seattle TV news station gets wind of a $5,000 robbery of bras in Omaha, NE. If thievery was supported by the Man-Log, we would stand behind these brave couples. Alex has accused my wife and I and another couple of lifting these bras. It could be true.
[kirotv.com] Investigators said more than 100 bras were stolen from Victoria’s Secret inside an Omaha shopping mall.
Employees at the Westroads Mall store told police they realized the bras were missing on Friday.
Investigators believe two couples actually stole the underwear on Wednesday. Police said the thieves walked into the store empty-handed and walked out with bags full of bras.
Store management said the bras are valued at more than $5,000.
Police were reviewing mall surveillance camera recordings for more clues.
Looks like KIRO stole their material from >> www.ketv.com
Monday, November 30
$5,000 in Victoria Secret Bras Stolen!
Sunday, November 29
Hitler Finds Out There's No Santa Claus
With Thanksgiving behind us and Christmas in front of us, I thought this video was appropriate. Let's just say, make sure your kids aren't in the room when you watch it because when Hitler finds out there's no Santa Claus, he isn't happy about it!
Oh and please watch it to the end, the last line is priceless.
Wednesday, November 25
Fail Blog: Bus Driver
This video comes to us from one of our favorite websites: FAIL Blog. This video confirms that the biggest vehicle on the road wins.
Tuesday, November 24
Basketball Shot...with a Baseball Bat
We've already made post on the amazing basketball shots that Dude Perfect has done. But I really think this 'shot' by these two kids in their own backyard is even more impressive.
Monday, November 23
No Look Football Pass
Think of what a no look pass would look like? I mean, picture the whole play of what your about to see, from start to finish. Ready? Watch...
I pictured it to happen like this
But it went more like this
What one did you think was more impressive?
What one would you run again if you had to?
Set Adrift with Ken Block
Ken Block is at the top of the world for rally racing and is revolutionizing the sport. It is funny to see the change in Subaru's image in recent years. There are two cultures for Subaru drivers, those that want to just get almost anywhere and those that want to go fast (I fall somewhere in the middle). I don't know what would be more exciting, riding in the car with Ken driving or driving his 500+ horsepower WRX. Take a ride with him and decide for yourself.
Google Autocomplete
Earlier this year I spotlighted scary Google search predictions. Well, there's a whole website dedicated to giving us hilarious predictive search results. Its called AutocomleteMe.com You'll find results like:
The really scary part about all this is that there are enough people searching these phrases that Google thinks they're important.
Russian Cannibal: Ate mother, sentence reduced 'because he was hungry'
A Russian cannibal who killed and ate parts of his own mother has had his prison sentence reduced by nine months after a court accepted he resorted to cannibalism out of hunger rather than preference.
Sergei Gavrilov admitted he had used parts of his murdered mother's legs to make soup and pasta for weeks on end. But he argued he was driven to the desperate act because he had ran out of money and was starving.
"I did not like the flesh," he told investigators. "It was too fatty."
A court in southern Russia accepted his explanation and ruled that the unemployed 27 year-old had therefore not wantonly defiled his mother's own corpse. It did find him guilty of murder, however, and sentenced him to fourteen years and three months in prison, according to Russian news agency Interfax.
That is nine months less than the standard 15-year sentence for such a crime. Mr Gavrilov got off more lightly because of his confession and because the judge believed he had turned to cannibalism out of hunger rather than preference.
Mr Gavrilov said he had killed his 55 year-old mother Lyubov last January after she refused to hand over her pension. He wanted to spend the money on a drinking and gambling binge.
Angered by her refusal, he hit her on the head with a brick and strangled her with an electric cord before dumping her lifeless body on the balcony.
It was only two weeks later after he had spent all her money that he discovered that her body had frozen on the balcony and decided to begin slicing bits of flesh from her legs to keep his hunger pangs at bay.
Friday, November 20
Husband of the Year Award Winners
Knowingly or unknowingly, these men are not shy about their manliness. That's what earns them respect on the Man-Log. Hopefully you can learn something from them. These come from around the globe.
From the United Kingdom:
Boating in the United States:
Poland:
Firewood in Greece:
I think they're carrying the same drink in Ireland:
Ride in style in Serbia:
What's your favorite? Or email your submissions to spoon@man-log.com
Steering Wheel Desk
For all of you who like to be as productive as possible while on the go here is a product that will help you. Do you see any potential problems with people having a desk strapped to their steering wheel while driving down the freeway? Follow the links to get a better understanding of this product.
Click here and scroll through all the pictures at the top of the page.
Click here to read some of the reviews.
Wednesday, November 18
Best in the World at...
I have always wanted to be the best in the world at something. I mean, even if it was pulling a car the farthest with only your hair, or playing pickle ball for the longest consecutive hours. I mean, really anything but in most things it takes skill. This is my only real shot...
Oh and how crazy is it that he ended up playing his best friend in the world championships?
http://www.kirotv.com/video/21651150/
Tuesday, November 17
Ninja?
Some people either never grow up, or just don't get it. The following article does not gives details on the man involved, but for some reason all I can picture is Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja
SEATTLE (AP) — Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.
An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.
Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.
Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.
His name was not released.
-Deseret News
Monday, November 16
Hilarious School Answering Machine
[via Break.com] Apparently a school in Australia recorded this phone message on their answering machine after getting tired of dealing with students' parents. Don't know if it's real or not but either way it's hilarious.
Audio starts at 0:30.
Hilarious School Answering Machine - Watch more Funny Videos
Thursday, November 12
Find your pro wrestling name
Some of you may have given this some serious though at some point in your life (Alex?). I for one have not. Today though, I realized that my life long dream is to become a professional wrestler and that my wrestling name would be "Johnny the Ambassador."
A friend shared this link with me that would help me fulfill my and every other high school boy's dream. (Please share your results.)
What is your Pro Wrestling Name?
Wednesday, November 11
Dead Deer Head-butted Lawn Ornament
Here's a funny news story about a deer who took on a concrete elk in this guys back yard... then died.
Read the full story.
Tuesday, November 10
Verizon Lables iPhone with Misfit Toys
Verizon has banished the iPhone to the land of Misfit Toys. Its actually pretty funny.
This comes after AT&T sued Verizon for their "there's a map for that" commercial.
Wednesday, November 4
When geeks have kids
[via The Daily What] Being a twin myself I couldn't help but post it. Look at the pic close up, it's tight.
In case you don't get it Crtl + C is the command for copy and Crtl + V is the command for paste...
you ladies neeed to LISTEN!!
[EmailsFromCrazyPeople.com] Craigslist is an amazing place to find about anything (just ask Blake). Unfortunately, even their cryptographics can't block idiots, just spambots.
Here's the above picture transcribed into text:"sluts are cool and they get around i’m sure but i’m looking for a woman from18 to 60 NO OLDER THAN 65 (I’m serious this time!!)
please drive a truck or jeep type car.
please have long or short hair.
I’ve told you before, “IF YOU’RE MY KIND OF WOMAN I’LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY”.
please don’t hahve the diabetes if you’re over 43(ish).
Now listhen to this! I like to see you naked between the 1st and 5ht dates. And i don’t want to meet your kids right away. thisis a spacial thing between me and you fornow because i’m into romance and sex type things real quick.
Wait i thought of something else – i will HAVE to see a PICTURE from you (and i need to know where you like to eat). i am not having a lot money right now LOL. times are tougher than leather right now and i’m down like four flat tires.
SO don’t lie about shit that isn’t true just to get me arrested. YES that’s happened before but i was just in jail for a couple weeks and YES i was gay for the stay but i haven’t done that since i got out SO NO MEN PLEASE this is only for the LADIES! 18 TO 60! ONLY!
SO i’m average and not skinny and not fat but i am mising 1 finger from a long time ago. it doesn’t matter though.
you can call me from a cell phone or pay phone I DON’T CARE."
